Here we have a Kim Kardashian photoshoot for Sports Illustrated and Khloe is nowhere to be found. That said, she would have been a much better pick for this job because let’s face it: nothing can compare to Khloe. In reality, her body looks ten times better than Kim’s does, but that’s a no-brainer. She’s just way more awesome. These sexy faces that Kim is trying to pull off here are laughable. We want Khloe Kardashian, not this stupid slag.